Today I:
1) Saw Madonna’s daughter on Chelsea Piers
2) Attended a work-related Happy Hour. I know, what?
3) Went to Trader Joes. DELIGHT!
4) Nearly got run over by a bus. I thought traffic was going the other way, and didn’t see it coming.
5) Nearly got run over by a bike. I didn’t realize I was walking in the bike lane. Said biker was none to happy, and angrily shook his gloved fist at me.
6) Mocked, and therefore, involved myself for several stops, with a set of obnoxious teenage boys on the subway. Because I was bored.
7) Found myself admiring a sweet, not-ugly looking Jewish man who seemed to be admiring me, too. Until we stopped at the next stop and he said in a loud, honkish voice “OUT. OUT PLEASE.” Listen buddy, we’re all moving. Hold your g-ddamn horses.
8 ) Received a compliment on my new glasses, which is nice, because I was feeling sad that they are fine but sort of boring.
