It bothers me when I see really good-looking hipsters. And I’m not just talking about the Urban Outfitters catalog, but real people, on the street, eating in the same restaurants as me. How dare they!
Obviously this is jealously speaking first and foremost. But I also believe that you should only dress this way when there is something “wrong” with you: long nose, bad teeth, short legs, red hair. The point of being a hipster is that it lets you cover up these flaws by being “funky”, and hopefully making the ugly, sexy.
If you’re going to be all attractive and shit, with shiny straight hair and perfect white teeth, you might as well just be one of the pretty people and leave the plaid shirts to the fuggos.
But I guess the pretty people are wearing American Apparel now, so perhaps I should buy some Abercrombie and call it a day.
